Hello,

and welcome to my website.

Although I’m pretty sure I don’t need a privacy policy—since I’m not harvesting data from all the visitors who enter the site—I’ve decided to include one, just for the sake of it. Conformity is gold, or whatever they say. To visit my very cool and creative privacy policy, press the following link:
https://www.elliot.me.uk/very-cool-and-serious-privacy-policy-regarding-data-collection-on-this-site

Stealing your data isn’t the only thing I do. I also build other website projects with similarly dodgy privacy policies, study development at Lund University in southern Sweden, and write stupid articles online.
To showcase my work, I decided to add a couple of buttons—because buttons look cool, and it is my website. If you really don’t like buttons, I encourage you to go build your own website, ’cause last I checked, the domain is elliot.me.uk, not yourname.me.uk.

*As you might’ve guessed, the cosmetic button is purely cosmetic.